Saturday, December 31, 2022

3 Godfathers (1948)

Fugitive bank robbers Robert Hightower, William Kearney and Pedro Roca Fuerte stand at a desert grave. Caring for the newborn infant of the woman they just buried will ruin any chance of escape. But they won't go back on their promise to her. They won't abandon little Robert William Pedro but can they deliver him to safety? Director John Ford's Western retelling of the Biblical Three Wise Men tale remains a scenic and thematic masterpiece. This is certainly one of the more unusual western movies made that tells a story quite different to anything done before in the genre. Little would you know but this is technically a Christmas movie. Set during the festive season, there are plenty of references to Christmas, from the mentions of a Christmas tree to people talking of Feliz Navidad. Also as previously mentioned, the movie takes a Biblical approach in its story and imagery with our trio mirroring the Three Wise Men. There are plenty of moments where our characters refer to the Bible and read from it frequently, as they take the infant child to New Jerusalem. When our story begins, we follow our trio on a bank heist in a town, which had greeted them so kindly. Having made their escape, with the youngest, William, being shot in the arm and injured, they are quickly pursued by the marshal. He makes it his personal vendetta to hunt them down, making it impossible for them to escape. As the blockades around water sources grow, the three move onto one last location where they come across a dying woman and her infant. They promise to take care of the child as their Godfathers and so begins their quest. Ford asserts to us through the story that even men of dissolute character can follow that inner star of Bethlehem to their own redemption. It is here we are shown the hard natures of the wild west. From the harsh, dusty winds to the scorching sun, the cinematography is used superbly in making us feel like we, the audience, are on that journey too in those conditions. Despite their past actions, we now see this group in a new light as they do everything in their being to protect this infant. But with the marshal hot on their trails we start to see him, a man completely in his right to take vengeance on these men, as a villain in some sense. If you haven't seen the film skip past the red to avoid me ruining the end. *Spoilers* As they keep travelling, they are overcome by the treacherous conditions of the desert and become weaker, unlikely to make it. It is here that William, whose gunshot wound had not been treated, sadly dies of exhaustion, doing everything in his might to carry the child as far as possible. The two remaining read him the Bible as he dies then move on, so as not to be caught by the marshal. Later Pedro breaks his leg after falling and can't go on. He asks for Robert's pistol to warn off any coyotes but as Robert moves on we hear a single gunshot. After climbing the last mountain, Robert feels he can't go any further. He starts to hallucinate, imagining his two friends walking alongside him, encouraging him not to give up, which was a very emotional moment. Finally making it to the town, he is confronted by the marshal who then realises what has transpired. In the end, the baby is delivered safely and Robert is only sent to 1 year and 1 day of prison time instead of the 20 years, remaining as the child's Godfather. Overall, this is an emotional drama set in the western genre that features some amazing acting and cinematography as well as an interesting story. I love that it holds many similarities to Biblical stories and makes for some unique Christmas viewing. This is definitely worthy viewing and should be experienced at least once by everyone, especially western and John Wayne fans.


Runtime: 1h 46m
Director: John Ford
Genre: Drama / Western

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Thursday, December 29, 2022

The Box of Delights (TV Series 1984)

A young boy, Kay Harker, is returning home from school to Seekings for the holidays. Little did he know he would find himself drawn into a world of magic and danger when he encounters an old Punch and Judy man, Cole Hawlings. With his shabby little box of powers, Kay is pulled into many fantastic worlds where he will encounter ancient heroes, Romans, wolves, rats, flashing rings, villainous characters and flying ponies. The Box of Delights is a BBC children's classic set during the festive season of Christmas in the 1930s, which takes us on a wild and mystical journey full of wonders. I have watched this show for many years now and I always put it on each December. It wouldn't feel like Christmas without watching this amazing serial, which makes me quite disheartened that it is never repeated on TV at all. The story is most certainly a trippy one. There are quite a lot of crazy, out-of-nowhere moments and sequences that are so random leaving you bewildered, however, they can be in its favour for what makes this so enjoyable. The show in its entirety has a dream-like feel to it with bizarre characters and details that you just have to try not to question. If you accept all of the strange occurrences, you will have a blast. The highlights of this series are undoubtedly the cast. Each one manages to deliver a magnificent performance respectively and makes the whole experience that much better. Devin Stanfield plays our protagonist Kay brilliantly, he is constantly engaging and has a sense of awe at every magical occurrence, which makes the world and story feel so believable. Patrick Troughton plays the kind Mr Cole Hawlings and delivers a great deal of mystery around his character who frequently talks of times long passed and knows things before they happen. You may recognise him from his role in another BBC show: Doctor Who (TV Series 1963-1989) as the Second Doctor. He carries with him his box of such delights, which is one of my favourite aspects of the show with how it looks and operates. It grants its user the ability to go small and it can also make you go swift and fly, alongside that it is full of wonders and powers. The rest of the characters offer so much too like the hilarious henchmen duo: Foxy Faced Charles and Chubby Joe and the police inspector who are so funny and entertaining. Then there are Kay's friends, the Jones family, Peter, Jemima, Maria and Susan who end up helping out on Kay's adventure. The icing on the cake however has to be Robert Stephens's portrayal of Abner Brown. Despite being a children's show, he plays the character like something out of Shakespeare. His acting is phenomenal and gives the character such a presence in every single scene. He can be so calm and collective then in the next scene, he could be screaming and demanding in rage. His facial expressions go hand in hand with his lines and makes him into what I could honestly say is one of the best villains in film history. Joining the fabulous cast and story that makes this series the marvel that it is, are the special effects. They clearly used the entirety of the budget they had to create this and it only shows with the amount of detail and creativity put into every scene they are featured in. My favourites have to be the hand-drawn creatures and landscapes which merge with the live-action aspects. Seeing characters walk into paintings that come to life, or travelling through history displayed by flying through artwork and tapestries of the period. Even seeing Abner's devilish creatures is a chilling experience that will forever stay with me, blending the two media perfectly. Overall, even though it can be extremely trippy and has an unusual story that makes little sense at times, this is a delightful series. Another testament to the 1980s in British television and an extremely entertaining one at that. A great piece of viewing for the seasonal period that can be enjoyed with the whole family.

Seasons & Episodes: 1 Season - 6 Episodes
Creators: John Mansfield, Paul Stone
Genre: Family / Fantasy

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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Once again, it is Christmas time, and the McCallister family is planning another vacation, only this time they are bound to go to Miami, Florida. Unfortunately, at the airport, Kevin separates from the rest of his family and goes to New York City. Kevin will soon realize that he will not only be alone in a big city with a luxury suite at the Plaza. He will also reunite with his rivals Harry and Marv, who are planning to rob a toy store. Kevin plans to defeat the bandits once and for all by using traps to defeat them and save Duncan's Toy Chest. Following the events of the phenomenal classic: Home Alone (1990), we are reunited with the whole cast who return with a brilliant sequel. Writer John Hughes and Director Chris Columbus also return alongside the magnificent composer John Williams who all worked on the first film. Just like the last movie this one manages to delight and entertain audiences once again, me especially. I loved this film just as much as the first as it delivered some amazing comedic scenes, heartfelt moments and an overall exciting Christmas adventure. Although this film gets some bad reviews, I tend to pay no mind since despite its few faults, this movie is just so good and doesn't deserve all the flack it gets. Kevin's family must have the worst parents in cinema history ever because why would you go on another family vacation at Christmas again after the traumatic repercussion of the first film? To do it again a year later just seems so bizarre as if they hadn't learned their lesson, especially when they sleep in once again. However, things do go okay, to a point. Kevin makes it much further but accidentally boards the wrong plane at the airport. With his father's card, he checks in at the Plaza hotel where we are introduced to a set of great characters and moments. The Hotel Staff add a whole extra level of humour to the film, especially since Tim Curry plays the Plaza Hotel concierge and every scene he is in just stupendous. He has some of the best facial expressions and deliveries ever and this film was no exception. I particularly love the sequence where Kevin uses a gangster spoof movie (similar to the way he used it in the last one) to trick the Hotel Staff. The whole ordeal is just incredible and everyone's reactions to the situation are priceless. Alongside making some enemies Kevin does make some friends in the form of toy shop owner Duncan and the Pigeon Lady. Kevin helps them out and comforts them as they help him with his issues. However, once again the highlights of this film are the return of Harry and Marv and the onslaught of traps used against them. There are some unbelievable traps used in this film, which are deadlier than the last and I would go as far as to say even funnier. Even though there are some repeated traps, there are a few twists to them and changes. For example, in the previous one, Kevin throws two paint cans attached to a rope at the two intruders down the stairs, which is repeated however with an added third part catching the bandits off guard. I will never get over one of the traps that has never ceased to leave me in side-splitting agony from laughter being the moment when Marv tries to use a tap at a sink which Kevin has electrically charged. The moment he touches it he starts his marvellous scream we all know from the first film and as he does his hair stands on end. Kevin turns it up to the point where Marv's skeleton is shown and still screaming before being released and returning to normal. Comedy at its finest. Overall, this film is a decent sequel that adds more whilst referencing the previous instalment. It has a combination of a heartwarming story and rich amounts of comedy laced throughout making it ideal viewing for the entire family during the festive season. There is also a none connected 3rd follow-up with a new family in Home Alone 3 (1997).

Runtime: 2h
Director: Chris Columbus

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Monday, December 26, 2022

Home Alone (1990)

It's Christmas time and the McCallisters are preparing for a vacation to Paris. Eight-year-old Kevin is frequently mistreated in the house. He is picked on by his siblings and cousins, and his parents are annoyed by his antics. Kevin finds himself forced to sleep on the third floor of the house after causing an issue at dinner. The next day, the McCallisters accidentally sleep in and barely make it to their flight, but when airborne they realize they forgot Kevin. As his family desperately tries to get back to Chicago, Kevin is thrilled to have the house to himself. However, a pair of burglars, Harry and Marv, have robbed several houses in the neighbourhood, now with their sights on the McCallister house. It's up to Kevin to thwart them. Home Alone is quite possibly the definition of a Christmas Classic. This movie was written by the legendary John Hughes, who I adore for the countless incredible films he has produced and written. This one was just another delight from his huge roster of classics. During this festive season, who doesn't want a bit of family fun and laughter? What better way to supply it than by having a child use booby traps in his house to fend off two burglars. With most films, child actors can sometimes be quite annoying however this was not the case with Macaulay Culkin who played Kevin. I thought he was great in this as well as in his others films. He was funny, had some witty quick deliveries and frequently got some chuckles out of me. We the audience also feel a great deal of sympathy for Kevin since he is constantly picked on by his family and treated unfairly. His parents then go on to forget him when they leave for Paris. We don't blame Kevin for being so happy at his family's disappearance and partaking in crazy fun activities since he did want them gone after the way he had been treated. From jumping on the bed eating popcorn, eating lots of unhealthy food, watching older rated movies and sledging down the stairs, he gets up to all sorts of mischief he couldn't do before. Little did he expect he would then have to battle against two crooks attempting to rob his house, thinking that the whole family has left. It is from here that this film excels. The amount of unbelievable traps Kevin sets in place will more than likely kill you in real life, however in this film Harry and Marv just keep getting back up. Although, not entirely unscathed, of course. The film takes a slapstick approach to the action, which was an amazing choice. Seeing people take an iron to the face, having their hair set on fire or slipping on the ice, falling down some stone steps and continuing to keep going is just ridiculous entertainment. Knowing full well these traps are incredibly lethal, I found myself wincing or nearly looking away just at the thought of how they would feel. One of the funniest parts and my favourite is the screams and agonised muttering from our thieves Harry and Marv. Harry is more the brains of the two and frequently argues with the dumber Marv. Marv has some of the best screams in the movie that are instant laughs they are so good. Throughout, Kevin is taught a lesson about family. Despite enjoying their being gone, he eventually wants them back. No matter how much you have differences or fight, you always make things right with your loved ones because deep down we always care for one another. Not only does he learn this, but he even helps others to learn this too. Overall, Home Alone is just pure enjoyment for the whole family with a lovely message to tie it all together. It will never get old seeing a young boy battle crooked adults and triumph in saving Christmas. Give this phenomenal classic the check over this December for sure. If you liked this film, also check out Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992).

Runtime: 1h 43m
Director: Chris Columbus
Genre: Comedy / Family

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Monday, December 19, 2022

Second Star to the Left (TV Movie 2001)

One Christmas Eve a hamster, a rabbit and a guinea pig embark on a journey to deliver a Christmas present, which has accidentally been lost by Santa Claus. Together the 3 venture into the unknown in search of the girl of the missing package: freckled face Polly. This seasonal animation is a delightful story, which sees a group of household pets try to save a little girl's Christmas and help out Santa. Despite being quite a short story, it manages to convey such an exciting adventure that people of all ages can enjoy. I grew up with this TV Movie and it became traditional viewing for me and my family every Christmas. I love how this film broadens your imagination with its creative story, making you think up your own adventures. You can imagine your pets going on a wild and eventful expedition to save Christmas and I can certainly see people who either own or have had pets having a real connection with this film. Each one of our protagonists plays a key role in getting the present to Polly and they are all very entertaining. The Rabbit is called Archie (voiced by Hugh Laurie) and gets our story started due to him being very ambitious and adventurous, wishing for a chance to go out into the world. When the present falls off Santa's sleigh and crashes into their shed, he sets things in motion by urging the others to deliver it. Duke is the guinea pig (voiced by Mark Williams) who isn't one for all this adventuring and would prefer to stay in his warm home eating his mince pies and carrots. Once he joins the others and embarks on the journey, although being sceptical and unwilling at first, without him, the present surely wouldn't have made it to Polly's. Finally, there is Babs the hamster (voiced by Barbara Windsor) who is more of the brains of the group. She knows more about human stuff, like what a Christmas present is as well as what writing is and how to read it. She helps Duke against his anxiety about going out into the world and cares deeply for her friends throughout their mission. I loved each character individually for different reasons with all their unique traits and I think the voice acting was superb from each actor. Whilst delivering the parcel, these intrepid animals will come across many obstacles, friends and foes. Along the way, they will be helped by a talking snowman who guides them to the whereabouts of Polly and some hilarious pigeons who lend a wing in getting them there. However, they come across a Siamese cat who attempts to eat our trio, frequently showing up when you least expect it. Whenever the cat is present, it leads to some extremely nerve-racking experiences sure to have younger viewers at the edge of their seats, or behind the sofas. One of the funniest parts of the film has to be seeing these different pets riding with a Christmas present on a skateboard. It is such a brilliant mode of transportation for them whilst also looking unbelievably funny. It is a very creative idea that I bet many young watchers have imagined their pets riding on such equipment. During the film, we get the song 'You Can Be A Hero' sung by Becky Taylor, which emphasises the meaning behind this short film and what each character learns. However small and insignificant we think we are, we can make a difference. The animation is also great using a very soft-looking hand-drawn/painted style. It is very interesting to look at and has some lovely visuals and colours. Overall, Second Star to the Left is an adorable story that is great for all the family to watch together during the festive season of Christmas. It is heartwarming, adventurous and very imaginative. A must-watch for all children this festive season.

Runtime: 29m
Director: Graham Ralph
Genre: Animation / Family

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Friday, December 16, 2022

A Christmas Story (1983)

Christmas is approaching and 9-year-old Ralphie Parker wants only one thing: a Red Ryder Range 200 Shot BB gun. When he mentions it at the dinner table, his mother's immediate reaction is that he'll shoot his eye out. He then decides on a perfect theme for his teacher, but her reaction is like his mother's. He fantasizes about what it would be like to be Red Ryder and catch the bad guys. When the big day arrives, he gets lots of presents including a lovely one from his aunt that his mother just adores. But what about the BB gun? Another fabulous Christmas classic from the magnificent decade of the 80s. Set during the 1940s, we get an insight into a Christmas of that period and what it could have been like for a family of the times. However, with some slight mishaps along the way since this is after all a comedy, shown through the memory of Ralphie narrating his childhood. This is such an enjoyable story which many can connect with who have experienced Christmas as a child or parent. The wonder, happiness and, of course, the hopefulness that we get the gift we so desire. For Ralphie, this is the Red Ryder 200 Shot BB gun, which every child wants and whoever doesn't get one will be the odd one out. This reminds me of a similar scenario with the Turbo Man in Jingle All the Way (1996). Unfortunately, everyone tells him how dangerous they are and how he will shoot his eye out. I loved this repeated joke as each chance he gets to tell someone how much he wants one, he gets the same response from his mum to his teachers and even Santa. Where ever he goes and whoever he asks, he can't escape those dreaded words. My favourite recurring joke is seeing Ralphie imagine and fantasise about what could happen in the many situations he is put in throughout the film. From imagining saving his family from robbers using his new BB gun to his theme about what he wants for Christmas being graded with the highest mark over other students. There are so many creative scenes he thinks up that constantly get a chuckle from me. I also loved adult Ralphie recollecting his past as he narrates, which adds so many layers to what we are shown. We constantly jump back and forth between his younger self speaking to his older self talking in his mind. Another great aspect of this movie is Ralphie's family and school friends. His father is obsessed with his prize leg lamp which he won. His mother may be greatly under-appreciated but is so extremely loving. His brother, Randy, is the typical silly and annoying younger brother who has some eating problems. And his friends are frequently on the run from the school bully, Scut Farkus. If you haven't seen the film skip past the red to avoid me ruining the end. *Spoilers* When the big day finally arrives and all the presents have been opened Ralphie still hadn't got his BB gun. However, his father alerts him to a hidden present, which turns out to be none other than the gun! His father had purchased it for him, which was such a lovely scene. Although, whilst enjoying his new gift Ralphie shoots his eye out! The many warnings had come true and took me quite by surprise, I had no idea it would come true. This film has become so iconic in pop culture with so many memorable scenes and imagery from the tongue sticking to the lamp post, to the bright pink bunny outfit and the prize leg lamp. Overall, this is a magnificent comedic Christmas classic that is a must-watch each year-round. A Christmas Story is all about family and can be enjoyed by all ages but most definitely by parents.

Runtime: 1h 33m
Director: Bob Clark
Genre: Comedy / Family

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Thursday, December 15, 2022

A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong (TV Movie 2017)

Following their disastrous production of "Peter Pan", the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society are this time determined to ignore a BBC blacklisting by hijacking a live production of Charles Dickens's famous festive fable. There is dissent in the company when Chris and Robert both want to play Scrooge, while nervous Dennis, as Bob Cratchit, has to read all of his lines off the props and Annie gets glued to her chair. When Lucy's Tiny Tim is knocked out by falling scenery, the hulking Robert rather improbably must replace her. With faulty greenscreen special effects, trying to keep a professional cast at bay and a seemingly romantic betrayal exposed, the company's version seems doomed until Sandra's Aunt Diana comes to the rescue. A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong is another fine addition to the goes wrong series. Although not on par with the previous film, this is still an enjoyable flick. Released on BBC One back in 2017 during Christmas, this TV Movie saw the return of our favourite group of actors brought back to cause more trouble once again. One of the downsides of this movie is that it was prerecorded, unlike the previous instalment which was done in front of a live audience. This one featured some canned laughter/laughter soundtracks, which completely threw me off and took me out of the experience now and then since we know there is no audience present, but that was my only issue. That aside this film is hilarious. The opening sequence alone is just brilliant seeing the group hijack and take over the production and then having to reset the whole show whilst already starting, having to announce the program again. The Cornley actors carry forward their traits and characteristics from Peter Pan Goes Wrong (2016) into this film. Chris still tries to keep everything together and going as smoothly as possible. Robert believes he is the leading actor and even attempts to incapacitate Chris to get the role of Scrooge. Dennis hasn't remembered his lines, which leads to some amazing gags with his lines written around the settings and props for him to read (which he still messes up). Everyone else carries forward their character's developments, like how Max and Sandra are together after the previous production. My favourite running jokes in all of Mischief's works is when they would say something contradicting to what's happening at that moment, yet had it gone correctly, it would've worked fine. For example: After having taken over the already started live production, Chris (now playing Scrooge) tries to find the chiming clock (which had already been put away by Jacobi's Scrooge), whilst saying the lines "Everywhere I go, all I see is that damned clock staring back at me". Comedy like that is absolute perfection. Throughout, there are countless injuries sustained. With cast falling down holes, furniture dropping on people, sleeping darts shot at professional cast, costumes crashing into the sets and so much more. Some of the best gags involve some visual effect issues, with green screens cutting out or showing the wrong backdrops which lead to some great jokes. Things take a drastic turn when they are forced to escape the set from the professionals and end up going to the shops whilst still filming to get the turkey, but in typical Cornely fashion, they come out with goujons. Overall, there are so many magnificent gags and moments which makes for some fun family viewing this Christmas time. Despite not being able to top the last one, it is still an enjoyable event. Also, check out the unbelievably funny show that followed: The Goes Wrong Show (TV Series 2019-2021).

Runtime: 50m
Director: Richard Boden
Genre: Comedy

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